Roll a D6...

More about D&D but honestly it still applies to any tabletop RPG.

wow, that is right up there with magic missile at the darkness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zng5kRle4FA

Pruto wrote:wow, that is right up there with magic missile at the darkness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zng5kRle4FA

laughed out loud at that one. It sounds like one of our nights:

Tim: "You enter the chambers of the Daimyo"
Patrick: "I denounce him and draw my blade"
Tim: "You haven't even introduced yourself yet"
Corey: "Is there more pizza?"
Patrick: "I don't care, if nobody else will do it I will!"
Tim: "But what if he isn't a threat..."
Anthony: "I move behind Damasko"
Corey: "GUYS... is there more pizza?"
Patrick: "I assume full-attack stance"
Tim: "Combat hasn't started yet"
Paul: "I'm drunk!"
All: "WE KNOW"
Corey: *picking up cup* "Shit, do you have any coasters Anthony?"

that magic missile one is at least 10 years old, i remember watching it with my D&D group right out of high school

classic

I was right though, the bastard was totally a bloodspeaker and I totally whooped on him and his minion chica at the same time

Yeah, ruined all my slow-building tension when you almost killed him with one strike! Then, when he healed completely you almost killed him with one strike again!

Luckily, it was the chica that was the real danger. Nothing a fist or two to the stomach couldn't handle, though...

Least I have chicken...

Moto Damasko wrote:Least I have chicken...

I see what you did there......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU
or
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs48/i/2009/175/5/5/Leeroy_Jenkins_by_BeBop953.jpg